YAY! Sheana and Shay are finally married and the cocktail hour has begun. Everyone agrees that the wedding is gorgeous, the reception is gorgeous. Trouble is brewing though. James has started the evening double fisting shots and complaining to Tom about Kristin’s obsession. Kristin has cornered Lisa to talk and starts it off all confrontational stating the only reason she was fired is because Lisa doesn’t like her. Kristin agrees not to cause trouble (ya right) and the ladies hug it out. Stassi is in LA getting her first peak at Sheana’s dress via social media and she’s not impressed. It’s apparently the ugliest thing she’s ever seen and thinks her make-up looks skanky. Sounds like somebody is a bit jealous!
wedding coordinator is organizing the wedding party arrival. It’s heavily dependant on the music and we all know how well she handled that during the wedding. True to form music is messed up, they played the wrong song and now Sheana is having a mental breakdown. Her and Shay have it time to the second with dance moves that need to hit at specific times. Finally the DJ gets the texts and stops the music causing everyone to wonder WTF, but it starts up again, and the newlyweds make their entrance. Oh yeah those dance moves were just jumping up and down! The first dance started out classy but ended with twerking. Come on Sheana, twerking happens after dinner!
The wedding has Tom and Katie envisioning their wedding. Katie and Tom go off alone together and Tom presents Katie with a gift. It’s a ring on a chain. While it’s pretty it’s not what Katie thought she’d be getting at this point in their relationship. He tells her she knows she wants more but he loves the shit out of her and this is until he can get the real thing. He gets her point and admits he has commitment issues. Lisa comes upon a sad crying Katie. Katie opens up to her about how she’s feeling. She isn’t sure how long she can wait around but he makes her feel the most like herself than anyone else.
Some of the guests start leaving and Sheana has yet to throw her bouquet, the garter needs to be tossed and the cake needs to be cut. The wedding coordinator is no where in sight causing Sheana to go into another breakdown. She tears a strip of her coordinator and demands that things start to happen NOW. Sheana is feeling her reception is ruined and Ariana is trying to talk her down. Everyone at the wedding is having an amazing time, no one knows that things haven’t worked out the way she planned. She assures her that despite the imperfections the wedding WAS perfect. Best friend job done, Ariana got her to smile, and got her butt out on the dance floor
James is drunk by dinner and Kristin is trying to contain him, but James is a mean drunk. Kristin has had all she can take from James. After asking him to stop drinking, drink some water he’s been nothing but a jerk to her while for once Kristin has done nothing to bring it on. While James goes to Max to bitch about Kristin, she is talking to her trainer and getting him to take her home. Max tells him to go apologize. He chases after Kristin, but an apology is not what comes out of his mouth. He starts berating her again and she tells him to go, leave her alone and he refuses. He’s now called her an idiot and a slut and told her one will marry her. He tells him they’re done and he gets right in her face. Kristin punches him not once but twice in the face before Trevor takes her home and James goes back to the party.
James goes and tells Tom what happened. He invites him back to the after party. Katie is there so happy that she has emerged from the grasp of Stassi. James tells Sheana about the punch and Sheana is shocked and gobbling up all the juicy details. It’s not til morning that the magnitude of what happens hit her and realized this is going to define her wedding on TV. She vows to never invite Kristin to another event of hers ever. She doesn’t have time to dwell on that though. In an effort to save money she for went a cleaning crew and the venue needs to be spotless by noon. So with a breakfast of beer and candy she gets to work with the rest of her friends. I wonder what Sheana thought when she watched the episode back and saw that James was the aggressor and is playing the vicitim!
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